2-0 on eBay today. Crushin it.
If you’re in the LA area, swing by for some wild ass jungle juice and some weed.
I’m in LA for the summer. Got projects lined up. Hmu if you’re tryna act/shoot some stuff.
I’m just gonna leave this here.
like it truly amazes me that these countries engaging in this deliberate infringement on human rights can just WASTE money on developing anti-homeless shit like spikes, barred benches, or timed seating, but not spend any of that to FIX their homeless problem by either building shelters, coming up with programs to help, or increasing benefits. The idea that people are homeless by choice, or just ‘too lazy’ needs to fucking end. Most homeless are either disabled veterans, people with mental illness, LGBTQ youth/individuals whose families have abandoned them, or, my personal favorite, entire fucking families with children who have been displaced. Seriously, these people are not a burden, our worlds globalized capitalist structuring is.
let me chat bout the nba for a lil bit lets talk about who got swag who got juice
wizards - my hometown team has no swag man this is so disparaging. who else is here besides my guy johnny wall?? and his kneecap missing!! where is john wall knees at? i seen brian cook here
orlando magics - nah
lakers - lol who do u actually like on this team lmao nobody on this team is even likable. they got the 7 footer pau gasol who besides having 3/4th of a name also plays with the strength of a baby. they got another big man who is a real life 7 foot baby. steve blake really has the most swag on this team man what happened to the showtime lakers. good luck making this team watchable kobe
almost forgot lol they also use the princeton offense which was invented prolly when black ppl were first allowed in the nba and white ppl were bewildered by things called “fast breaks” and “alley oop jams” and they needed a way to stop getting blown out by 57 points a game
middle but up and coming swag look out!!
warriors - i watched the warriors the other day they love to jack. just shooting 3s everywhere i think alot of lightskin swag kids play 4 them. all they do is run around and take jumper shots. their swag is really held back by andris biedrin haircut
okc thunders - a former high swag team that traded away mr. t and in return got a 6’8 95 pound shooting guard whose jumpshot form should be rated R so that kids dont get influenced by it. russell need to say to himself “fuck the haters mane” and take as many jumpers as he want cuz he did that last year and they were in the finals. niggas who hate that prolly like the pistons
high swag wave levels
miami heats - they pick players based on 2 factors either u can do a 720 tony hawk dunk (wade, lebron, bosh(ballerina agility)) or u can shoot a 3 ball from 800 ft away (miller, jones, allen, chalmers). they dont even play real positions they really show up on the court like a pick up bball squad. i seen coach eric spaghetti ride up to the arena like “we got next” “yea i got 5 already.” if u cant shoot or dunk then u make up for it with skrong haircuts (cole) or goon activity (haslem)
knickerbockers - last year the heats and knicks were tied up top. this year knicks r def #1. swag champion JR smith returns of course along with fat melo. marcus camby is prolly the only player over 35 to have an intact hairline. james white is prolly best dunker in the nba (plz google/utube him plz kno da boy). sheed wallace is a swag hall of famer. mike woodson was koolin with the team after hours doing prison poses
nerds bullying people while simultaneously complaining about bullying. yes.
I’m an A+ player!
they fucked on that airplane don’t tell me they didn’t fuck in the bathroom of that fucking airplane charles and erik joined the mile high club in a private jet in 1973 it’s canon goodbye
Man, you got issues, yo.
yeah dude i know all these random ass nobodies keep commenting on my text posts with their irrelevant nonsense
Tumblr is incredible. I remember when I made mine in 09 when it was a legitimate blogging site. Then it turned into a social media microblogging venture, which I’m cool with. Soon, it became a haven for social outcasts to come and meet like-minded people, which I’m also cool with because it’s important for people to feel like they belong and that they aren’t alone in the world and all that jazz. Then it slowly turned into what it is now… territorial gang wars between overzealous fanboys/girls, loudmouthed groupthink battles between differing ideologies helmed by pseudo-intellectual narcissists, a social media rat race to get as many notes as possible, a minefield of people yelling their opinions at each other without hearing a word anyone says. It’s actually hysterical. Sites like this represent the amazing technological advancements of the past 100 years by allowing us to communicate with people from anywhere around the world but when you pull back the curtain, all it really is is a bunch of knuckle-dragging cavemen swinging verbal clubs at each other while less argumentative neanderthals scrawl shitty cartoon porn on their cave walls. Tumblr shows how far we’ve come while at the same time showcasing the fact that we haven’t changed at all. This shit is so pointless. When you’re 90 years old, are you really gonna look back on a Saturday night spent arguing with nerds on the internet as one of the best times of your life? No. And if you do, you will be a 90 year old idiot.
you know what’s incredible some asshole writing a c+ high school essay on Kids These Days Ain’t What They Used To Be because i made fun of some dickbag who was rude to me on the internet btw you can talk shit about me but leave my shitty cartoon porn out of this
Do you smell the salt?
C+? Easily a B- at worst… unless we’re talking AP because I didn’t cite my sources and they go crazy over that stuff. But yeah, I wasn’t referring to you with the cartoon porn so sorry for the misunderstanding. Either way, keep your chin up kiddo, you’ve got potential. You could be a contender. You remind me of a young saitosuplex except young saitosuplex had already won a collegiate literary award and wrote/directed a feature film by that point, but who’s really keeping score here? Hang in there! Believe in yourself! Believe in your dreams!